Paris Hilton is a liar

I can’t even begin to guess what’s wrong with the Guardian Unlimited, but they published a gushing love letter to Paris Hilton from Paris Hilton over the weekend, and with a straight face somehow published stuff like this:

“There’s nobody else like me. Also, I’m a good person. I treat everybody great. I travel around the world and I’m better to the fans than any single person.” Better than anybody? “Yes.”

(who is Paris Hilton) “I’m a businesswoman, a brand, an entertainer. I love to work, I love to do lots of projects at once. People can’t believe how hard I work.”

(About her pledge to go without a boyfriend and celibate for the next year. That’s right. Celibate) “Just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.”

This is all clearly insane, so we should really just ignore it, and very obviously this whore couldn’t stay off her back for a dog year, much less a human one, so how about we just ignore that too. This tramp is so used up, putting your penis in her at this point would be ringing one of those triangular dinner bells on a ranch.


Source = Guardian Unlimited. And thanks to Tim for the link, although word on the street is that Tim banged Paris, so I don’t know what he’s smirking about.