Pam Anderson is modest

More pictures now of Pamela Anderson on the ironically named ‘Thunder Gulch’, this time without that bulky and restrictive bikini she was wearing Friday. On one hand, I resent this little kid because he’s 5 and has now spent 100 percent more time on a yacht with naked Playmates than I have, but on the other hand, the next 90 years of his life are gonna be filled with confused disappointment once he realizes that life isn’t all Greek isle vacations and topless models. Much like the lesson I learned when My Little Pony lied to me about ponies changing colors when you get them wet. Umm, wait … okay, in hindsight it would seem our childhoods are not the mirror images I first thought.