Ashlee Simpson is in Victorias Secret

Although rumors that Ashlee Simpson was offered and refused a 4 million dollar offer to appear in Playboy have been proven false or at least wildly exaggerated, it is true that Ashlee has been hired as a new model and spokesperson for Victoria’s Secret. Sky News says:

“But Ash won’t be modeling quite the same lines that the likes of Gisele Bundchen and Heidi Klum have in the past. She’ll be the face (and body, we presume) of a new range, simply entitled Pink, which is aimed at a younger audience. And at 21, they think Ashlee is perfect…”

So, wait, Victoria’s Secret is going from Marissa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio to Ashlee Simpson. I have to assume we’re talking about two different Ashlee Simpson’s and this is just coincidence, because there’s no way they hired the lip synching one as a model. Because that one is kind of ugly. And unpopular. There’s more people who have a caught a bullet in their teeth than people who would buy a product to be more like Ashlee Simpson.
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Source = Sky News. I know this is where I would normally put up pictures of Ashlee, and 2 and 3 might be of Ashlee. Or maybe not. Turns out, after staring at Jessica’s rack and tongue, I didn’t really care.