Spiderman 3 teaser is leaked

The teaser trailer for ‘Spiderman 3’, due to hit screens in front of ‘Superman’ tomorrow, has been leaked on youtube, and the quality is everything you might expect from a bootleg trailer shot on camcorder and then loaded onto youtube. Meaning you’re almost certain to have a seizure. You could draw a Spiderman on the corner of every page of your notebook and then do that flippy thing and it would be about the same. So if you watch the youtube clip, you get the first glimpse of Venom and Sandman destroying stuff, but if you do the notebook flippy thing, you can have Spiderman with long dark hair and a big rack. Ohh, and maybe Asian, that would be hot. And he would be a she. And taking off her bra. And then riding a horse. In hindsight I have to admit the flippy notebook version wouldn’t be very similar to Spiderman at all.

update – The teaser is now up on quicktime. Thanks to whoever wrote in to tell me that before Gmail was nice enough to decide I didn’t want that email any more and deleted it.