Resse Witherspoon is not pregnant

It’s old news by now that Reese Witherspoon is suing Star magazine for splashing a headline across their mag saying that she’s pregnant. I wasn’t entirely aware that was scandalous, but the magazine claims that Reese is unwilling to tell producers that she is pregnant and has been hiding her body under “1920s-style swimsuits, baggy clothing and Empire-waist dresses.” Resse says this hurt her reputation as it implies she is dishonest with her employers. But, whatever, the point to all this is that she sure as hell doesn’t look pregnant, at least not in these pictures in Malibu last week, while wearing what I’ve been led to believe is a 1920’s style swimsuit. And if you don’t look pregnant, then you’re not pregnant. At least that’s what I tell the models. They usually make up some sciencey sounding stuff about “not showing during the first month” or whatever, but then I move and change my phone number and everything seems to work out.
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Source = Rueters