Jessica Simpson is new

The new Jessica Simpson single broke just about an hour ago, and if you loved ‘Holiday’ by Madonna 45 years ago, and you’re an idiot, you’re sure to love this. As for the rest of us, it’s sonically offensive. No one loves Jessica more than I do, I don’t think anyone is here to argue that, but god this is just dreadful. Making matters worse is that god damn Ken Paves is even on the cover of her single. Jesus Christ, enough already. He’s a stylist, he takes a super hot chick with a kick ass rack, consistently makes her look like absolute hell, and not only is he not fired and beaten, but he somehow becomes the best friend she can’t be without. That’s like making fire your best friend after it burned 90 percent of your body.


You can listen to ‘Public Affair’ by Jessica Simpson here, but I don’t advise it. And click on the banner pic above for a full size version of the single cover, courtesy of sweetkisses.net.

There was also talk today that Jessica got a nose job recently, based mostly on the first three pictures above of her leaving Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills Wednesday, but the last two pictures were taken just about 10 hours earlier, and her nose looks anything but surgically repaired.