Britneys marriage is not awesome

Despite telling Matt Lauer in an interview last week that her marriage to wigger idiot Kevin Federline is “awesome”, reports now say things are not awesome. They’re not awesome at all. The Sun UK says today that Kevin ordered Britney to fire Perry Taylor, the bodyguard/nanny/hunk who was almost always by her side until very recently. Now, Taylor has been told he will be used on an hourly rate as needed. And MSNBC is reporting that Britney and Kevin stayed in separate rooms during their trip to Miami last week. Spears spent a quarter million dollars for a quick vacation on Aqua Island, but the two shared very little time together other than a well publicized trip to the beach with their young son. Spears even rented separate house so the two could be apart. MSNBC says:

“She did it to get away from Kevin,” a friend told the mag. Federline jet skied in South Beach by himself and in the evening, appeared at the club Mansion, where he had a scheduled appearance. Spears didn’t attend, but KFed partied with eight friends, drank Cristal champagne, and danced until 3:30 a.m., according to the mag. Despite their problems, a “pal” says, Spears “wants the world to think they’re happier than ever.”

Yeah, and thank God too, thank God they’re willing to go through this charade for all of us, because I just toss and turn all night unless placated about the happiness of Britney Spears. It burns me upside if I think, even for one second, that Kevin Federline isn’t walking on air. One time someone tried to tell me Britney was unhappy one day and I put my hands over my ears and ran down the hall screaming. No, no, that’s not true! Stop it! STOP IT!


Source = The Sun and MSNBC.