What the hell happened to Nicole Kidman

I don’t know if this is from too much botox or a hex or what, but these pictures of Nicole Kidman stepping out of the grave her home in Sydney yesterday are absolutely terrifying. If a door opens and I see this standing there, it better say trick or treat in about three seconds or I’m gonna stab it in the fuckin heart with a cross. No wonder she wanted to get the paparazzi drunk. She better get them lens caps too, because that’s the only way her pictures are gonna look even remotely human. I assume botox is supposed to be doing something other than keeping Nicole and C-3PO frozen in time, so, fantastic, the worlds ecosystem is about to be thrown off just because these two think they