Jennifer Love Hewitt is stacked

I’m not technically a doctor, but I do have a subscription to Juggs, and I’m almost positive a girls nipples aren’t supposed to be down by her elbows like they are on Jennifer Love Hewitt. She’s like 14, and either she has arms like a t-rex or those things are gonna be down to her knees by the time she’s 40. It’s a good things she’s almost certainly boring in bed. Getting pummeled by her boobs while she’s on top probably gets old after a few hours. Yet another awesome reason for chicks to get implants. Man, implants, is there anything they can’t do.

On a side note, being a paparazzi looks awesome doesn’t it? Camped out in the Hollywood Hills while the sun beats down on your thousand degree car, pissing in an empty coffee cup, waiting for the star of the Ghost Whisperer to come get her trash. That, my friends, is living!