Nick Lachey is back with Vanessa

So it appears the breathless internet rumors really are true, and Nick Lachey really is back together with Vanessa Minnillo, as witnessed here by pictures of them in a pool in Cabo earlier this week. And as big as this is, I can only imagine how excited I would be if I had any idea who Vanessa Minnillo is, or gave a shit whether Nick Lachey lived or died. Man, we’d really have a steamy story then. It is pretty easy to see what Vanilla Miwhatshername sees in Nick, though. I dare you to put sunglasses on a pineapple and not make out with it. Trust me. I’ve tried. It’s simply not possible.