Ashlee Simpson is tough

Based on my awesome level of sexism, I assume the video for Ashlee Simpson’s next big hit song is about foxy boxing. Where the girls wear bikinis and those big giant gloves. I guess Ashlee wanted to play a sport in this video, and that’s one of the sports girls are good at. That and jump-rope. And jacks. Lingerie football maybe. Coloring isn’t really a sport, but I think giggling and kissing other girls is. At least according to this study I read in the New England Journal of Medicine. Except, replace the words “study I read” with “pictures I saw” and “New England Journal of Medicine” with “Juggs”.