Britney is officially pregnant, fat

Britney Spears made an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ yesterday and confirmed what has been known for weeks, namely that she is pregnant again with husband Kevin Federline. It will be her second child, his fourth. The Washington Post says:

“Britney Spears told David Letterman on Tuesday that she is pregnant with baby No. 2. ‘Don’t worry Dave, it’s not yours,’ the pop princess quipped on ‘The Late Show.’ The revelation ended weeks of speculation in entertainment magazines, which have been regularly publishing pictures of Spears’ apparently expanding waistline.”

It’s almost embarrassing that I used to have a crush on Britney. It’s even more embarrassing that I used to go through her garbage. And these tats I have of her on my back, chest and penis seem like less and less of a good idea too. Well, not the one on my penis. It’s the complete lyrics to ‘Toxic’. Call me, ladies!

Source = the Washington Post