Jessica Simpson is really smart

TMZ says that Jessica Simpson was on her way to New York yesterday when she had a mental lapse and almost sent her dog through the x-ray machine. TMZ says:

“Jessica Simpson headed through LAX security Monday and appears to have almost sent her dog, Daisy, through the X-ray conveyor belt. The move turned out to be a near-miss, as Daisy ended up staying clear of the X-ray machine.”

When looking over the pictures, it doesn’t seem like that’s what happened at all, but whatever, it still could have been much much worse. Instead of traveling, she could have been using a juicer. Fresh squeezed dog wouldn’t taste any worse than wheat grass, so she probably wouldn’t have noticed anything until she realized drinks don’t usually come with dog collars at the bottom of the glass.

Source = TMZ