Charlie Sheen is a lunatic

Charlie Sheen was ordered Friday to stay at least 300 feet from his estranged wife, Denise Richards, and their two young daughters except during supervised visits once a week. Richards claims that Sheen pushed her, shoved her, and threatened her and her parents. He is also accused of being addicted to drugs, gambling and online pornography. The papers signed by Richards say:

“I am filing now because I can no longer accept (Sheen’s) abusive and threatening manner and must stop him from the cycle of his abuse toward me and our children and his continued threats of violence and statements that he is going to kill me.”

I think a good way for Charlie to break the ice with the other inmates in the day yard will be a joke, maybe something like, “what do you call a bitch with 2 black eyes? A slow learner.” Everyone loves self deprecating humor, and jokes like that will show the other inmates that even a big star like Charlie Sheen can still laugh at life’s little foibles. And that his bitch was a slow learner.

Source = CNN and People.