Eva Longoria is moving on

Eva Longoria insists she won’t renew her contract with Desperate Housewives because she wants to move on from television and focus on working in movies. When asked how long she thought the show would last, Longoria said:

“God, I hope not past our (current) contract. Honestly, I think shows wear out their welcome. I don’t want to be on Seventh Heaven for 20 years and no one’s really watching and it’s hanging on by a thread. Even now there’s no amount of money that would make me decide something for a career. And I want to do movies anyway.”

Well, I can’t pretend like this is good news. Wouldn’t it be better if Desperate went on for another decade, if we got to spend every Sunday for the next ten years with the girls on Wisteria Lane? Wouldn’t that be great!?! Can you imagine!?! Can you picture it! You can? Well congratulations. You’re a fag.