Eva Longoria is huge

Maxim, the worlds most unfunny and poorly written popular magazine, decided to commemorate their 100th issue by constructing a 75 x 110 foot vinyl mesh replica of their January 2005 cover with Eva Longoria outside of Las Vegas. And not even the nerds at Maxim could F up Longoria’s hotness, though certainly not for lack of trying. Which is lucky, because when the aliens come – and they will – our planets sexiness will be the first line of defense. Eva will trick the martians into masturbating, and that my friends, is when we attack. (click the picture above for a larger view or go to Google Earth)