Christina Ricci is single

Several reports are saying now that Christina Ricci has broken up with Adam Goldberg, her boyfriend for the past 3 years. Ricci has laid low lately, but Goldberg was seen a few weeks ago at a Dinosaur Jr. show in New York City with a girl who was very definitely not Christina. A source told Perez Hilton:

“They were lovey-dovey, but not particularly obvious about it. She put her hand on Adam’s shoulder, they would whisper, he kissed her on the cheek. At one point, another friend came over and the three of them were doing something with this little plastic bag. I couldn’t see what was up, but I can guess.”

I guess doing a few rails of coke will help mend a broken heart, and Adam Goldberg is gonna need it cause he’s never ever gonna do this well again. If this were junior high, he’d be the guy we always throw the ball to to start a game of ‘smear the queer’ and then we would lay dead birds on him while he lay on the ground twitching. And yet he still somehow tricked Christina Ricci into three years of sex, even though she’s hauntingly cute and a good actress and we’ll probably never hear from him again unless he wins a pie eating contest or something.