Ashlee Simpson is dizzy

Ashlee Simpson collapsed Friday after a performance in Tokyo and has been hospitalized. The 21-year-old singer on Thursday had just performed her single, ‘Boyfriend’ for MTV Japan, when she told the audience she felt sick and said to them, “I love you guys.” She then collapsed in an elevator and was rushed by ambulance to a hospital.


If I were Japanese, I’d be short and masturbate to disturbingly violent porn. But more to the point, I’d be pretty insulted that this round eye flopped around for 5 minutes and made us listen to ‘Boyfriend’, then threw up on one of our elevators. All things considered, her saying “I love you” really can’t be considered anything but sarcastic.