Matt Damon got married today

Matt Damons publicist has confirmed to Us Weekly that Matt Damon married his girlfriend Luciana Bozan this morning in New York City in a brief ceremony officiated by a justice of the peace. Luciana’s 7 year old daughter Alexa was one of the very few witnesses. Just this morning it was reveled that Luciana is now three months pregnant with Damon. A source told Us:

“They did it real quick and then started calling all their friends with the good news. It’s not a secret. They’re telling everyone.”

Hollywood is pretty much like the cities in the bible where God decides there’s no hope and kills everyone, but almost without exception, the people who succeed based on genuine talent are friendly, hard working and down to earth. And I think getting married to your long time girlfriend who was a bartender by a justice of the peace qualifies as down to earth.

Uh, like I said this morning, these two don’t take a lot of pictures together, and as bad as these are, they’re some of the only ones of the new family together.