Michael Jackson is almost broke

The New York Daily News is saying today that Michael Jackson faces a $270 million foreclosure on December 20th and he could possibly lose Neverland Ranch and the Beatles music catalog. Which may be news to him, since he is currently described as “isolated and intoxicated” on prescription pills in Bahrain. Members of the Jackson family are said to be planning a rescue mission to the Middle East to save him.

“It’s a meltdown – Michael’s life is on the line, physically, and his finances are in ruins because he has listened to the wrong people. Janet thinks he needs 12 months of rehab. Randy wants to get Michael out of the clutches of handlers who don’t have his best interests at heart.”

Yeah, it is a real tragedy when someone in a position of authority “clutches” and “handles” you without your best interest at heart, isn’t it. I swear, if someone wanted to adopt his kids, and I was in charge of that, they would have to be physically killing a prostitute while they filled out the paperwork for me to say no. They would have to sign it in prostitute blood. But for some reason, I’m not in charge of that, so I guess my advice would be to listen to Janet. Cause, you know, good luck finding someone who knows more about mental and physical health than Janet.

note – I realize that Marissa Miller banner picture has nothing to do with anything, but I got pretty creeped out looking for Michael Jackson pictures.