Hilary Duff is a sex fiend

Hilary Duff entered my fantasy kingdom yesterday after AVN.com reported that the Hollywood good-girl attended a premiere party for the porn movie Kill Girl Kill 3 at Joseph’s, an event attended by over 400 guests, only one of whom had a show on the Disney Channel. Said a source:

“Hilary arrived with an entourage and sat at the side of the nighclub all night. At one point, Hilary asked two burlesque dancers to come over to her table and they did. She never mingled with the guests, but did enjoy dinner, drinks and the music.”

Somehow, there’s only one picture of Hilary at this party (which you can see here.) Weird because you would have thought a girl like this at a porn party would have been more noteworthy. I’m surprised it wasn’t Paris. I’m surprised the party wasn’t for a Paris porno. I’m also surprised that when Paris opens her legs, roaches don’t come scrambling out, so maybe I’m just too easily surprised.

Why is she doing the Robot in picture 2? I don