Britney Spears is having problems

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but both the New York Post and the New York Daily News are saying today that Britney Spears’ marital problems are getting worse. The Post says that Spears and husband Kevin Federline had a very heated argument after flying from New York to Los Angeles, a fight so angry that Kevin packed a bag and checked into the Beverly Hills Hotel. The News takes it a step further and says that things really exploded and Britney kicked Kevin out after a dope-fiend friend of Kevin’s showed up in their home in Malibu.

“Britney turned around and fired two of her longtime security guards for letting what she called ‘the weedman’ into the house,” a source (says). “She just seemed crazy with anger.”

Then, to prove just how disgusted she was that a new father would hang out with a drug addict, Britney went to LAX and got drunk on red bull and grey goose with Jonny Knoxville and Steve-O. Where was the baby during all this, you may ask? I’m gonna guess on the plane somewhere. Maybe behind a seat, looking at his watch and wondering what he did to deserve these two idiots.