Keira Knightley has to beg for it

Keira Knightley broke up with model Jamie Dornan earlier this year, but is reportedly so desperate to win him back that she is delivering flowers and food to his home. Keira is said to want their relationship to have another chance, but Dornan is trying to start a career in music and is ignoring her advances.

“She brings flowers and food round to his bachelor flat and tries to give it a woman’s touch. (But) at the moment, he’s spending all his time in the studio working on his album, and he simply doesn’t have time for Keira.”

I pull this same stunt when supermodels try to bring me food and flowers. Except, instead of music, I tell them I can’t see them because I’m going to Saudi Arabia to rescue abused horses. Cause chicks go crazy for horses. And then the supermodel says, “sometimes it seems like you care about those horses more than you care about me”. And I say, “Dammit Supermodel! I told you – I