Pam Anderson is a really good mom

Somehow, the same mincing gaywad queens that prattle on about how good Madonna still looks will make snide comments about Pam Anderson 10 seconds later. Ignoring the fact that Pam is still built like a cartoon warrior and, if nothing else, she’s a much better mom. You’ll never ever see pictures of Madonna at her kids soccer games, like Pam is in these pictures in Malibu on Saturday. In these pictures that explain why God invented the word MILF. STD’s be dammed, I would still absolutely have sex with Pam Anderson. It would be nice to finally start on that checklist I wrote in 1993. Technically, I’m supposed to do it while listening to ‘Rump Shaker’, and at some point I need to find a SNES and get to level 40 on Star Fox, but that list was really more of a guide.