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November 12, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Mischa Barton has lived quite an exciting life, and now she’s chronicling her tales of adventure for all of us, by penning her autobiography. She’s 19 years old. WWTDD has been sent an exclusive early draft of the book, and you can read it here first:
The Mischa Barton Story
Chapter One:
“Today I read words off a teleprompter. It took almost 30 minutes. Then I had sex with a monster.”
The End
Wow, talk about steamy! And what a roller coaster! Remember the part about her reading words off a teleprompter! That was totally my favorite!