Lindsay Lohans chest is back

No one is happier about Lindsay Lohans chest coming back than I am, as witnessed in these pictures taken at Fashion Week in New York City yesterday, but is there any more colossal waste of time than fashion week. Telling you that Lindsay is dressed like an idiot here would be like telling you not to determine whether dogs are friendly by offering them your penis. You either already know this kind of thing, or youre going to be too dumb and penis-free to understand even if I explained it. Suffice to say, the black nail polish only looks appropriate at Goth poetry slams, but even then youre supposed to wear a cape and a fishnet top. Fashion Week is like if a car show only had that car Homer designed for his brother Herb. Its crap no one would choose, except the other lemmings already there. Like when you sit down to watch the NFL and you