Khloe Kardashian should endorse makeup

The images above barely even look like the same gender, much less the same person, but they are, and even more amazing; they were both taken today (on a side note, I love how the photo agency zoomed in several times from the same shot, as you would if you were analyzing a picture of Bigfoot).

So Covergirl or whoever should forget about hiring someone like Halle Berry, who is hot no matter what. I wanna know what makeup they used to fix Khloe Kardashian, and how many phoenix feathers are in it. She doesn’t look good or anything but it’s a million times better than she looked this morning. She even found a dress that hides her balls.