here’s Lindsays latest surveillance video

Surveillance video is the only way we ever see Lindsay Lohan on TV anymore, so thankfully the NYPD has released the video from the hotel where she ran into someone on the sidewalk while parking her car.

She clearly didn’t hit the guy hard, if at all, but you can see him start on the right side of the screen (here), walk toward the car (here), and then she drives into the garage. Because when there’s at least a dozen people on the sidewalk between Lindsay and where Lindsay wants to be, that bitch will just gun it, and you and your knees can go fuck yourselves.