Kim Kardashian is practically a cancer survivor

For the most part, the UK is blissfully unaware of Kim Kardashian, and obviously she can’t stand idly by while that happens so she’s in the new issue of Nuts magazine (pictured) and has an interview with the Guardian. If the goal was for people to know the real Kim Kardashian, it succeeds. She sounds like a vapid cunt, and she is one.

Take for example her thoughts (and I use that word in the loosest possible sense) about filming her wedding to Kris Humphries for her TV show.

“We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

Two things:

1. She’s not even talking about the divorce and the backlash from that. She’s talking about filming the wedding for a TV show, for which she got millions of dollars in gifts, and comparing the strain of that to being a teenager with cancer.

2. An 18-year-old girl told this cunt she had cancer, and Kim Kardashians only thought was how that related to Kim Kardashain.

She is the worst person on earth. Someone could tell Kim they were in the Towers on 9/11 and she’d interrupt to say, “Oh I know, I hate it when planes land early. It’s like, hello, I’m on a schedule, and now, my car isn’t even here yet, and, it’s like, what now, you know.”