Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson are just friends

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have apparently been friends for a long time (about a month ago they hung out after the premiere of her movie), so maybe that’s why there are so many reports today claiming she wants to be his new girlfriend. Or maybe people just like to make things up to be mean, like when my parents told me and the babysitter they were going to a movie when actually they were moving to a new town.

Perry is NOT “considering a romantic relationship with Rob,” a source close to Perry tells GossipCop — before calling HollywoodLife a series of unprintable words.

Actually it would have been fine to print those words. There’s no need to dumb it down, I’m a licensed psychologist and we’re all adults here, we can take it.

(image source of katy in another bikini in miami = wenn, inf)