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July 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I like London too, but not so much that I get an erection for the entire flight over there. And if I did I’d be a gentleman about it. I wouldn’t go on the Jimmy Kimmel show and brag so everyone knows how hard my dick was the way Jeremy Renner did.
“I had to sleep on the plane. So I take a little sleeping pill, pop it and realize nothing’s happening – but something else was happening.”
What he thought was Ambien was actually Viagra, given to him by a friend.
The flight crew, who were “sort of in on the joke,” helped ensure an otherwise smooth voyage – with lots of ice.
Wait what? That doesn’t make any sense. It sounds he made this story up because he told the flight attendant he had an erection and she didn’t get the hint.