Miley Cyrus, 19, wants to have kids “quickly”

Any 19-year-old who wants to have a baby should be deemed unfit to have a baby because 19-year-olds are fucking idiots, even if they are famous. Especially if they’re famous. Double especially is that famous person is Miley Cyrus. Hemsworth is 22 and should no better, so it must be some weird Australian thing.

Nonetheless, the sometimes reliable Us weekly says:

She’s been engaged to Liam Hemsworth for just over a month and already Miley Cyrus has babies on the brain.
“Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly,” a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting in 2009.
“They are both mature and ready for this. Miley is 19 going on 40.”

Yeah. You totally read my mind, Source. When I picture Miley Cyrus, I picture maturity beyond her years and a stately wisdom. By the time she’s 30 she’ll be like a real life Yoda, and by 40 she’ll have evolved into a field of omnipotent energy.