Lindsay put a gun to her head (we should be so lucky)

Let’s just ignore that she fucks this up from the the very first picture and shows that the clip is empty and the barrel is plugged, because in her latest desperate attempt to make people talk about her, Lindsay Lohan has posed for yet another “shocking” photo shoot with dimwitted hack Terry Richardson.

But since this is the same kind of crap they always do, it’s the exact opposite of shocking. “Shocking” would be if these were paparazzi pictures of her quietly studying a script, then arriving at work the next morning on time and sober. I’d fall out of my fucking chair if they showed that.