Whitney Houston’s Adopted Son is Nailing Her Daughter

Turns out the greatest love of all is between sibling lovers. Well, I should qualify that by saying right off the bat that there’s no blood relation between Bobbi Kristina Brown and Whitney Houston’s “adopted” son, Nick Gordon, so really there’s nothing gross about them having grown up as siblings and now as adults deciding to have sex. Thankfully, Nick took to Twitter to confirm the relationship, via People:

Yea we got a little closer and what!!!… All the haters that dont know us or th real story can’t un follow me. I don’t give a f–k,” he tweeted. “I’ve proved my loyalty to her and the Houston family. I don’t owe any of you anything. Ha I don’t even know y’all haters….Some ppl have no lives so they gotta be in ours,” he said

If by haters, he means people who don’t particularly want to fuck their sister, adopted or otherwise, then I’ll gladly be lumped into that category. You can also put me down for “having no life” because I happen to think it’s interesting and worth talking about when someone decides to reward a celebrity’s kindness by sticking their dick in their only child and posting about it on Twitter. Ma will be so proud, I joined two clubs today! (Also, I didn’t try to bang her daughter. Can’t stress that enough.)

(Image Source = Nick Gordon’s Twitter, Splash News)