Whitney spent the last few months drunk and high

Whitney Houston spent her final few days telling friends she thought she might die soon, a vision she saw for herself because she was touched by God and had amazing psychic powers. Or perhaps because she’d been binging on cocaine, alcohol, and pills since November.

Houston had fallen off the wagon and “was as bad as she ever was,” a close source told Star. “The last three months of Whitney’s life were truly tragic.”

Like last week at the Beverly Wilshire hotel, for example.

“Whitney was in a lounge chair drinking pina coladas all afternoon. Once in a while, she would get on her cell phone and start screaming at someone. She seemed almost manic at moments and practically unconscious the next.”

Hopefully someone at Whitney’s funeral tomorrow will say, “Hey, let’s go grab a drink and drown our sorrows,” because a clever pun like that would really lighten the mood I bet.