Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are engaged! Maybe!

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake started dating in May of 2007. Three months after that, the rumors that he was cheating on her began, and they – basically – never – stopped for the four years that they dated. Because he’s a jackass who was absolutely cheating on her. And so in March of 2011, they broke up. 🙁

But now not only are they back together, but Us magazine says they’re engaged. To get married. To each other.

Timberlake popped the question to Biel (last week) in the mountains of Jackson, Wyoming. “Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place,” one insider explains.
Another Timberlake insider adds that he’s “never been happier” with the New Year’s Eve actress. “He knew it was the right time to propose.”

Oh yeah I bet he did. There’s nothing girls like more than screwing over other girls, so I bet breaking up with Jessica really began a sharp decline in the amount of pussy he was getting. Needless to say he had to fix that problem asap.