Matthew Fox punched a woman in the vagina

Matthew Fox is oddly unfamous for how famous he is, so you can bet he’s clinging to every last ounce of whatever fame he has. And if he’s already reduced himself to crashing party busses in Cleveland to troll for drunken whores who will have sex with a guy they saw on TV, you better just let him do it before some titties get punched.

TMZ says..

(Fox) tried to enter a party bus — even though he wasn’t a guest on the vehicle.
We’re told the woman who was driving the bus tried to block Fox from getting on board — at which point, he allegedly punched her in the breast and the “stomach area.”
Fox was handcuffed by an off-duty officer — and was later detained by police.
Fox was released without being formally arrested.

Wait what?

Fox was released without being formally arrested.

Wow. He punched a woman. In her tits. And “stomach area”. And the police caught him. And then let him go.

Someone please for the love of God cast Gwyneth Paltrow in a movie that films in Clevaland.