Russell Crowe: “circumcision is barbaric and stupid”

Most celebrities and politicians only use twitter to troll for strange pussy, but Russell Crowe apparently uses his to talk about penises. More specifically, babys penises and their foreskin, and how they’re perfect just the way they are (his words, not mine). Or at least that’s what he was doing last night when he went on a rant about circumcision.

– “Circumcision is barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct nature?”
– “Is it real that God requires a donation of foreskin? Babies are perfect.”
– “I love my Jewish friends, I love the apples and the honey and the funny little hats, but stop cutting your babies.”
– “I will always stand for the perfection of babies. I will always believe in God, not man’s interpretation of what God requires.”
– “Last of it, if you feel it is your right to cut things off your babies please unfollow and f**k off; I’ll take attentive parenting over barbarism.”

He’s since taken those down, and this morning he posted the tweet in the headline and a few others as sort of an apology. As well he should. Not because it was offensive but because I watch lots of porn and it freaks me out when a girl has to put an uncircumcised penis in her mouth. I just wanted to relax and watch a young Asian girl swallow after getting nailed in the ass, but all of a sudden some guy and his mummy cock show up and turn this into something weird and unseemly.