Katherine Heigl is in a bikini

Katherine Heigl and her big tits and her cigarettes and her husband Josh Kelley were all in Miami this weekend, and, years from now, these might be remembered as the definitive Katherine Heigl pictures.

This all by itself is almost everything you need to know about her. She either smokes 24 hours a day or she’s a dragon, and she has a pissy attitude but she’s blond with D’s so people put up with it. But this (and this) is what she looks like without all the makeup and $800 haircut, and it’s not that great. I know at least 10 guys who are sexier than she is, and that’s troubling for her, the guys, and damn sure for me.

(image source = splash and fame)