Jessica Biel is single

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake started dating in May of 2007, and rumors that he was cheating on her started in August of 2007. And basically never … stopped … after … that.

But now he can bang whoever he wants even more brazenly, because he and Biel have finally split up. People says…

Reps for the couple released a statement Thursday, confirming the split: “Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.”

Timberlake seems like such a smug douche it’s hard to believe Biel put up with him for 4 years. When I first lock eyes with her across a crowded room, and then finally make my move to seduce her, she’s not gonna know whats come over her (note: it will be a rag soaked in chloroform).