Lindsay Lohan will be charged with felony grand theft

Lindsay Lohan will will be charged with felony grand theft tomorrow and accused of stealing a $2500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store, and furthermore, hahahahaha Lindsay you suck.

She’s been out of rehab for 34 days, by the way.

Sources connected with the case tell TMZ … the single count of felony grand theft will be filed at Airport Court in L.A. Wednesday morning.
Lindsay will be arraigned at 1:30 PM.  She must be present for the hearing.
If convicted, she could be sent to California State prison.

I have no idea if state prison let’s people out as quickly as county jail, where Lindsay was the last few times when she was sprung in a matter of hours, but it seems impossible. Not that Lindsay has anything to worry about, because she’s got an ace up her sleeve.

…she has witnesses who will back up her story about the allegedly stolen necklace and keep her out of jail.
“There were two witnesses with Lindsay in the store who are going to tell her side of the story,” a source close to the actress told Radar exclusively.
“Her assistant Eleanor and her friend Patrick were with her and they saw everything and they both know that Lindsay didn’t steal the necklace.”

I guess Lindsays claim is that the store is doing all this for publicity. So, quick, what’s the name of the jewelry store at the center of all this?

Yeah.

I have no idea either.

So if no one knows who they are even now, how were they ever supposed to get publicity by loaning her a necklace you can barely even see (it’s the thin one on top in the picture above)? It makes no sense. Why on earth would anyone loan Lindsay anything? I wouldn’t even let her have stuff she’s paid for, because her dumb ass is gonna do something stupid and make me look bad, like how OJ single-handedly killed the Bronco, so to speak.