Lindsay Lohan might get arrested today. Again.

Idle hands are the devils workshop, so in the one month since she left court ordered rehab, Lindsay Lohan has stalked her ex girlfriend by moving next door to her, bribed a Betty Ford center employee into changing her story after assaulting her, and stolen a $2500 necklace from a jewelry store. Good for her. It’s important to stay busy.

Unfortunately, her latest crime spree might end today, because…

Lindsay Lohan will be charged with felony grand theft
Sources connected with the case tell TMZ the L.A. County District Attorney will file the case as early as Monday.
If convicted …  Lindsay faces a maximum of three years in state prison.

That last part is important because it’s state prison this time, not the county jail and that pussy sheriff who absolutely refuses to enforce the law and lock up a celebrity. I’m surprised he hasn’t installed a moving sidewalk in the jail so famous people can go from the front door to processing to the exit without even stopping.

Oh and it get’s better…

no decision has been made on whether an arrest warrant will be issued — which would then allow cops to find Lindsay, put her in cuffs, and walk her into the station in front of a gaggle of reporters.??There are other options. Authorities could make arrangements for Lindsay to voluntarily surrender at a location and in a manner that would avoid the cameras.?

If I found a magic lamp today and had one wish it would be to see Lindsay being chased down an alley by police dogs. But they would have to start, like, a hundred yards away, so Lindsay has enough time to start freaking out, to process what’s going on and then start flailing her arms around and yelling.