Lindsay Lohan has already violated her probation

It would be easy to say that Lindsay Lohan had been out of rehab for less than 24 hours before violating her probation, but to be fair, that’s not true, because she was still in rehab when she violated her probation, at least according to the Palm Desert Police Department.

Police now assert the actress did, in fact, commit battery against a Betty Ford employee in a Dec. 12 scuffle – and plan to hand the case over to local prosecutors for review.
“The investigation determined Ms. Lohan violated several aspects of her probation, including the battery [charge],” the Palm Desert Police Department said in a press release Monday, adding that they plan to notify Lohan’s probation officer.

And of course, before sending her to rehab, the judge warned Lindsay if she violated probation in any way, he would send her to jail. I’m sure he won’t of course because no one ever does, but that would be terrific. I was tired of hearing about this when it happened three months ago, now I’m just bored. Just like my girlfriends miscarriage. Yeah, honey, I get it, I know, you’ve covered this like a million times.