Lindsay Lohan is stalking Sam Ronson

Earlier it might have sounded like I was blaming Sam Ronson for Lindsay Lohans problems. Far from it. Sam isn’t the one who’s a dysfunctional drug addict. In fact she’s respected and successful. The point was that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t changed in any way since being arrested or sent to rehab, and is still the same unstable lunatic she’s always been.

For example, the old Lindsay would follow Sam around from club to club, even when they were broken up, trailing Sam wherever she went. So what does the new Lindsay do?

Sam Ronson is furious that her ex-GF Lindsay Lohan is moving in next door — and yesterday, the DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, “Trust me, it wasn’t planned.”
Ss Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday — photogs tried to ask about the situation … but a frustrated Sam replied, “Dude, I’m way too pissed off right now.”

This should go without saying, but Lindsay might be crazy. As in, actually crazy. Like, if I were her therapist, instead of taking notes, I would be drawing pictures of a cukkoo clock, and that’s what I would give the judge. That would be my assessment. And then I would put my finger to my temple and move it in a circle, and whisper, “She’s a looonnatic.”