Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds broke up

Before she met Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson was sort of a more talented version of Lindsay Lohan. She was always out in bars and, reportedly, pretty wild sexually (there’s a rumor she banged Benicio del Toro in an elevator). But then she and Mr Perfect started dating in 2007, they got married in September of 2008, and she’s been nothing but successful, professional and seemingly happy ever since.

“Seemingly”. People says…

According to a source, the couple quietly split six months ago, and Johansson initiated the move. The actress began apartment-hunting in New York City and is currently in Jamaica with some girlfriends, the source adds.
“After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage,” they say in a joint statement. “We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”

Ryan Reynolds is respected, rich, handsome, funny, charming and in terrific physical shape. Where is she gonna find a guy to compete with that? Oh, hey, look, there’s one. Right there in my mirror. Why hello Scarlett. My name is Brendon. How are you today?