Jennifer Aniston told Chelsea Handler to shut up

Jennifer Aniston is upset with Chelsea Handler for calling Angelina Jolie a home wrecker and a cunt, because, as we all know, Jennifer has tried so hard to keep her feelings about Angelina private, and the last thing she wants to do is to keep reviving stories about her and Brad Pitt.

No seriously that’s what this says. As you can probably tell, it makes a lot more sense if you haven’t read anything about Jennifer Aniston in the past 5 years. A source tells Popeater…

“Jen has gone out of her way to keep her private feelings about that woman who stole her husband private and has always asked her friends to do the same. She is furious with Chelsea for bringing the whole situation back to life again and landing her on the cover of a weekly magazine tomorrow with a Brad headline.”
Sources tell me Jen hasn’t felt this betrayed since John Mayer held a “press conference” to announce he was breaking up with her. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
“Jen doesn’t just let these sort of people in her life,” a friend of the actress tells me. “She hates drama or unnecessary attention and certainly doesn’t want to ever see her face on a tabloid again with a headline about Angie or Brad.”
“Even so, she’s happy Chelsea made it clear her rant had nothing to do with her and wishes she’d just keep her big mouth shut in the future.”

Yeah you shut your mouth little girl, or else you get the back of the hand. Just leave Jennifer alone. She’s got enough to deal with. Like the big solitary tournament on line, and she has to finish knitting her cats Santa costume. Ooooo, the big day is right around the corner!