Johnny Depp is still charming

A common problem for sex symbols like me and Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie and me is that the tabloids will claim you’re stickin it to every girl you even have lunch with. And while that’s true in my case, Johnny Depp tells Vanity Fair that he was careful to not spark any rumors about him and Angelina Jolie while they filmed the Tourist.

Depp (talks) about the difficulties that arose while filming together—having to be discreet to avoid unwarranted speculation—which included “having to hide, sometimes not even being able to talk to each other in public because someone will take a photograph and it will be misconstrued and turned into some other shit.”

And since he’s now filming a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean, that comes up too, specifically how much Disney originally hated the way he was playing Captain Jack Sparrow.

“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.'”
“Upper-echelon Disney-ites (were saying), What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

Ok Johnny Depp, we get it. You’re charming and handsome and considerate and all that, to a degree that it’s almost as if you’re just trying to make guys like me look bad. But guess what? I did some digging, and it turns out Johnny Depp has a cousin… WHO IS ADOPTED!!!! That’s right! Makes you wonder what other secrets this sicko is hiding.