Lindsay Lohan is going back to work early

I think we can all agree that sending someone to jail simply because they committed a series of crimes is uncalled for, so it makes perfect sense that Lindsay Lohan has never paid any kind of price for her 5 year crime spree. Instead she goes shopping all day near the Betty Ford clinic. Except for when she’s doing photo shoots.

TMZ has learned … Lindsay Lohan will be a working girl once more … she’s doing a big photo shoot next week, with the blessing of her counselors at the Betty Ford Clinic.
The shoot is another sign that Lindsay is doing well in rehab.  The counselors have approved her recent outings as well as the shoot next week.
Lindsay is now living in a sober house which is part of Betty Ford, as a transition to life after rehab.

This has gotten so predictable it’s not even fun anymore. She tricks the judges, tricks the rehab, then a month later she’ll shit on Sam Ronsons car and use it to write JUDAS on her windshield. Actually that would be pretty entertaining but you get the point.