STFU Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow, who is the daughter of Tony Award winning actress Blythe Danner and Emmy Award winning producer Bruce Paltrow, got her big break in 1990 when she was cast as Wendy Darling in ‘Hook’. Which was directed by Steven Spielberg. Who is Gwyneths godfather. They also spend every Thanksgiving together.

But over in Fantasyland (Population: 1), Gywneth tells Elle magazine she was nothing but a piece of meat in her early days as an actress, with pervert producers practically forcing her into prostitution.

Q. Have you ever had a casting-couch experience?
A. Yup. When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we finish a meeting in the bedroom. I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see how someone who didn’t know better might worry, “My career will be ruined if I don’t give this guy a blow job!”

Granted, this is what Paltrow looked like sort of naked back then, and I would have tried to make her blow me too, but when this bitch “was just starting out”, her parents best friend, who happens to be the biggest director in the world, just went ahead and put her in a massively popular movie. Don’t act like you had it hard, cunt. Besides, there’s nothing wrong with the casting couch. Unless you work at Sea World. Then it gets a little weird.