Adam Lambert got in a fight. (they are fighting, right?)

Adam Lambert is facing battery charges today after chasing down and beating up a paparazzi who was taking pictures of him on the beach in Miami yesterday. You may be wondering, “did this end with one of Adams friends showing his naked ass?” Of course it did. Why wouldn’t it!

But it’s important not to jump to any conclusions. We don’t know what started this. Pictures don’t always show the whole story. Like those pictures of a minority saying he wanted to fight and then me running away in tears.  Maybe I was running to a different fight somewhere else, against someone even tougher, and was crying because I was late.  Because that’s what was happening.  And then I won the fight.  With courage, and punches.